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Friday, December 08, 2006

Joy to the World

So I officially have one week of school and its maddening. I swore I would never get sucked into the maelstrom of finals, but when I caught myself pondering the best spot to jump from our school's clocktower, I knew I had lost. So you might be happy to hear I didn't carry out my desperate plot and instead spent a little extra time in shop attempting to catch up. I am now in "the know." Through the grace of God (emphasis on that part), I have lived through yet another crisis, I feel ready to face the world, or at least the holiday season. They call it Christmas break, its anything but. They just had to lighten the load somehow and you can't stop a freight train like Christmas, so in a last ditch effort to reduce the pressure, all other systems are put on hold and the power is rerouted to the Christmas Drive. This lets the holiday gain a fevered pitch that accumulates into a one day orgy of covetousness, gluttony, and greed. This is the best way we could think to celebrate the birth of the Messiah. I love it, and you should love it to.

3 comments:

Petey Boy said...

wow

Emilia Thee Great said...

I am going to make this up coming tima a break whether or not anyone likes it. That was a selfish statement. Anyways, I am just done. I have only two simple papers to write, but there is nothing for me to say. I can't seem to write. so instead I decided to spend time on-line. You are right about the traditions of Christmas, they are far beyond hypocritical.

Patric (formerly content) said...

i have to let myself go.
and by the way, you have yet to call me.

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