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Monday, September 25, 2006

A Can of Lies

I was first introduced to Half-Caff today. Its created by Folger's and is advertised as the same full taste with only half the caffeine. To be quite frank, I don't trust it. The Half-Caff is spelled with two f's, which is the exact same amount of f's in the regular caffeinated version. If it has half the caffeine, shouldn't it have half the f's? Yeah it should, and Folger's knows that, so it makes me wonder, "Why the two f's?" The answer is obvious, because its actually slightly more than half the caffeine. Oh Folger's, you thought you could fool the regular joe, but I have caught you in your own lies, so for that I'm sticking to the regular joe.

5 comments:

Patric (formerly content) said...

your soo sneaky. THey also got away with it!

Patric (formerly content) said...

oh and who's going to get peter back into the blogging world??!

Emilia Thee Great said...

Mom says it has has 2 f's because it's folger's

Anonymous said...

That make it three f's total, that is entirely too much.

Penny said...

I affectionately thank you ffor effective counterefforts in bringing this caffiene coffee affair to the afforffront. This affirms my off the cuff suspicions and I'll never afford ff to daffly affect me again! Thanks to you we are all buffered from FFolgers buffaloing! I feel like such a buffoon for ffalling ffor it.

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